Twitter Satire

by - November 22, 2014

 In an after party of the 21st century, I saw little girls wearing no thick make-up, men wearing not florals but leather, and kids playing with their little toys and ball and not certainly in a corner with an iPad or tablet, like nowadays in any ordinary household party.


Harold apparently saw my tweet. Seriously these trends today are so fascinating! Harold said bashing towards the prettiest girl in town that doesn’t even have a social clan. I might have known that Harold, the ugliest guy in school that many girls would like to hang out with would talk to me. Ikr? I said unexpectedly.

Social Media is so popular like twitter that kids would even tweet that they’ll going to take a bath, like right now or more awesome like ‘hi twitter friends, im using the toilet right now! Look there’s an UFO pic.twitter.com/p9BvG5yWtW’ he exclaimed.

We ended up both laughing praising how the generation evolved for the best!

Mr. O’ Sandwich then, turned on the news of that new 80’s flat screen TV he had for his last week’s birthday. There the news reporter broadcasted that a girl has met a legit assassin of her life that didn’t kill her that stalked her on Twitter to get a glimpse of her. I’m typical to hear that fraud news which was not obviously all over my timeline last morning. Sitting on my feet alone on a large couch with the lamest social network launched last July 2006 in front of me, losing to Friendster and MySpace, was what I did after an hour of the post, that whole Sunday. 


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Blogger's Note: sorry for not posting lately, school troubles is in the way though. Anyway, enjoy this Satire I made for my English class! I felt it was an awesome piece so therefore I will post this here. Haha 

Aside from that, Im planning to have a second blog, related about undiscovered food :) Thanks!

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